what women want

i found this hilarious article about things women wish men knew. here are some highlights:

#5: I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

#11: I expect you to call me.

#13: I'm scared of losing my independence.

#17: If I'm not having sex with you, I'm . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling "connected" to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.

#27: I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.

this is randy's life:

#34: I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.

#36: I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.

#45: I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

#46: Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

#50: You should know all this and more without my telling you.

so funny! yet, so true..

until next time..

<3 alaina